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3.29.05
This is Chompy's son Bully. Bully likes to eat his
brothers and sisters for breakfast.

3.26.05
Spike's new Adidas commercial.

3.25.05
Looks like Mikey P. got the new Fucking Awesome
line done. Staba, still waiting on those XL's that fit.

3.23.05
Neck Fairy

3.17.05
Looks like Hunt got the DC FIlms site up.

3.11.05
Carroll, remember this?

Or this?

"The underdog is on top"

>>Keep sleeping on that power
move Carroll. It's official, Carroll's
randoms topics suck, and The Fairy
is taking over till Mez gets back.

Looks like The Fairy found the real
undercover G-Unit groupie. And for
the record, Carroll is just pissed
because The Fairy had the new 50
cent before his mark ass, and The
Fairy dont even listen to that shit.
What the fuck is that Gat-man shit?
You would like that track. Keep
begging for that new Fischerspooner
Carroll.

Is it true that Carroll is making all this
up just to hype up his new Skate Fairy
shoe?

Or could it be for the new Chompy
R.I.P. shirts? Me, Me, Me. I, I, I. Check
me out Carroll. You done stretching yet?

Crowchild entry #3

So I have this analogy for everyone...

There's these 2 ships out on the high seas, I'm
not talking about some limp Harvard Sailing Club
death trap, I'm talking Master And Commander-type
Warships, and I happen upon the captain of one of
these vessels. After initial small talk and fist-bumping
he asks if I might man the helm a bit while he takes
some time off. A bit humbled but up for the challenge
I accept.

Shortly after getting used to sailing this beast the ship
to the right of me begins to come along side, and not
sure who pilots said Man-O-War I yell "Ahoy!". I am
greeted by a barrage of "Avast's" and "Yarrrrr's" directed
not necessarily at me but at the original captain of this
ship. Not knowing quite what to make of it I simply keep
my heading and sail forth, a bit unnerved. Although
caught a bit off-guard I could tell that the captain of the
other ship is just filling in for the original captain and can
tell that these two have a scathing history I'm not quite
privy to. Then to my surprise my captain comes to the
deck and greets the other ship with "Avast's" and "Yarrrr's"
of his own. The whole time I'm not quite sure what to
do except keep this Leviathan northward and look for the
closest way off this ship would I hear the bark of cannon
fire. I'm considering swimming to "The Ringer" just to ask
what happened and how much I had to do with it or swim
farther to "The Sanger" and take refuge since he seems
to be sailing along minding his own business.

Besides, this Sailor outfit that Ty has me wearing is making
me uncomfortable, some of the crew look at me weird.

He could have given me a parrot at least.

-W.

3.10.05
The Fairy is still out. Crowchild take it over.

Crowchild enrty #2

Whew, well after much harangueing and verbal saber
rattling I was able to convince Mr. Cent and Mr. Game
to call a truce, it was for the best, after all, there's
nothing cheesier than a "Game Over" headline.

Apparently Carroll was out yesterday for "Personal Reasons".
"Personal" meaning he was playing Real-Life Dungeons
and Dragons. On the plus side he gains 3 strength and has
the cloak of disarming now.

I was searching for some stuff to post since I was forwarded
nothing current yet and managed to find something VERY
INTERESTING. You see there is________with________is
_________thong__________. So now we will have to see
what happens. I hope Ty doesn't block the link before it
gets posted. This could shatter everything.

I gotta run, I'm digging out a hole so I can build a pool, I'm
feeling very ambitious today, and I might just cause a stir
and ride Uburu's bull to Home Depot. Nothing turns the
lady's heads like sauntering down the street atop a bovine.

Stay gold

-W.

3.8.05
Don't be fooled. Meza is out and Carroll is in. Do
you really think Meza would post those weak ass
voicemails? What the hell was that shit supposed
to be Carroll? Stick with the stretches and stressing.
Since you are taking over the Randoms, how bout
I let my little homie Crowchild take over the Fairy.
It's official. The Skate Fairy is on vacation and
Crowchild is filling in.

Crowchild entry #1

Today we witness history take shape, Bono gets
nominated for the presidency of the World Bank,
Russell Crowe's attempted kidnapping by Al-Qaeda
was thwarted, and I take over for the Skatefairy
while he signs dog-eared copies of Chomp for some
groms. He left me at the helm of this ship with no
map, heading or minions to buff my Death Lens
(no innuendo intended but, you know how we do).
With some luck I just might not Baby Huey this
thing into the tarmac.

Ever see that episode of Arrested Development where
Gob takes over the company and turns everything into
an unapologetic Shitbox? Well that's pretty much the
plan of action here, if I don't end up having this site
redflagged by the CIA I will at least make every visit here
an adventure equivalent only to the finest PCP
binge/breakdown.

I had planned on posting a clip of Ty's Half-cab Crooksies
down the Hubbina at Girl HQ but despite some video
noodling, his absence of a shirt made the clip appear to be
footage of an oncoming motorcycle. Basically a white ball
moving around the frame, maybe next time.

I was also given this clip of Meza's 2nd line at the park in
Auz. At around the pump 3 he hits the wall like a sack of
wet laundry, it was uglier than Ty's first date. Sad.

Unable to find much I managed to find one clip, but I'm
holding onto that for blackmail against product, I need a new
deck anyhoo.

One would think that with access to all this incredible footage
I could find something worth posting, oh well, I'll keep
checking, maybe I'll put some of my own stuff up.

I'm using my Internet Course on Knighting and putting
Smyth's sword to good use, pics soon.

Half of Chompy's army have now developed a taste for
cigarette butts.

-Wade Crowchild

PS: Fred Durst quotes do not lovemaking create.

3.7.05
T Hawk.

3.3.05
Beebs has been blessed.

3.1.05
New Daft Punk.

Did I mention the Skate Fairy shirts are in? Email
me something good and maybe you will get one.

Chomp's army is getting bigger by the day.

Mikey got a dot com after his name.

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